Monday 5 December 2011

Christopher Mesovoka v2.0

Aries Diorro, The Dinosaurs of Verdorquis (1983)
Steampunk Steve (1985)
Godzilla in London (1986)
Mirror of Water (1989)
Squawk, Birdodactyls in Pursuit (1990)
Kapeilen (1993)
Amy's Lagoon (1996)
Outside World (1998)
Baby Star (2000)
Lt Blenheim and the Fireflies (2002)
Flower Girl (2005)
John's Ghost (2007)
Galaxy Frog (2010)
Dobie (2011)

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DIRECTOR NAME: Christopher Mesovoka
BIRTHDAY: Nov 30, 1952
NATIONALITY: British/Latvian/Latin
No OF AWARDS: 2 Oscars, 3 Golden Globes, 3 BAFTAs
YEARS ACTIVE: 1977 - present

Sunday 4 December 2011

My Top 10 Best games of 2011

10. Forza Motorsport IV
No need to worry, Forza Motorsport Fans, my brother'll get use to it.


9. Call of Jaurez, The Cartel
Well howdy doo, another Rooten-Tooten Game.


8. Dynasty Warriors VII
Damn, Number 8 and this is a seventh? What an idiot.


7. The Elder Scrolls, Skyrim
This game is kick-ass, i can picture seeing a lot of scalies in this.


6. Killzone III
Now normally random war games like this have a tedious antagonist, do i really care?


5. Sonic Generations
IN YOUR FACE, SEGA X3


4. Playstation Move Heroes
Jak & Daxter + Ratchet & Klank + Sly Raccoon = THE GREATEST ARSE PSMove GAME EVER XD


3. Gears of War III
Woot!! This game is almost as great as it seems, shame Dommy Dies


2. Call of Duty, Moden Warfare III
Everybody loves Call of Duty, i just wish this game could make a big difference to fans...


1. Mario & Sonic at the 2012 Olympic Games
Apparantally my best game of the Year ^w^

Wednesday 30 November 2011

My Best Cartoon Films of the Year

Animalympics (1980)
Fox & The Hound (1981)
The Secret of NIMH (1982)
Fire & Ice (1983)
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind (1984)
The Black Cauldron (1985)
An American Tail (1986)
Brave Little Toaster (1987)
Land Before Time (1988)
The Little Mermaid (1989)
Rescuers Down Under (1990)
Beauty and the Beast (1991)
Aladdin (1992)
Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
The Lion King (1994)
Toy Story (1995)
James and the Giant Peach (1996)
Anastasia (1997)
A Bugs Life (1998)
Iron Giant (1999)
Chicken Run (2000)
Spirited Away (2001)
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Shrek (2004)
Wallace & Gromit, Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
Cars (2006)
Shrek the Third (2007)
Kungfu Panda (2008)
Up (2009)
Toy Story 3 (2010)
Arthur Christmas (2011)

My Directive Film Roles v2.0

NAME: Stefan Åhlin
BIRTHDAY: 10 May 1965
NATIONALITY: Swedish/British/Latin
YEARS ACTIVE: 1990 - present


Henry & The Oaktree (1995)
Fantasy Ghalipé (1996)
David Copperfield (1997)
Fantasy Ghalipé 2 (1999)
Airburst (2000)
Fantasy Ghalipé 3 (2002)
1883 (2003)
Knight King (2004)
The Mediterannean Landlubber (2006)
The Clockhouse Squad (2008)
Thief & The Cobbler (2010)
Bizzare Triplets (2011)
Moomin (2012)

Saturday 26 November 2011

Top 10 Worst Film Effects

10. Cats & Dogs (2001)
- F*** this film, Talking dogs kicking some cat ass is ruthless and disbelieving >P


9. Army of Darkness (1992)
- I Know there's a dilemma to many horror films like this one...but who cares?...not me!


8. 2012 (2009)
- Emmerich is good with apocalyptic disasters, BUT NOT EFFECTS!!


7. Total Recall (1990)
- Lighten up, Arnold Schwarzenegger fans, there are tonnes of films better than this one, like Terminator 2, Judgment Day X3


6. Stay Tuned (1992)
- If you thought these kinda movies had a dialogue as general as Total Recall (1990), you thought WRONG!!


5. Arachnophobia (1990)
- And they say Spiders are good with film detail...F*** THEM!


4. Anaconda (1997)
- You don't AT ALL expect to see a snake like this in real life, now dontcha!!


3. The Flintstones (1994)
- Hanna-Barbera are great cartoon creators, but there's no reason on such a worthless taste of characters!


2. The Mask (1994)
- Childish and naughty, LAME!!


1. 8 Legged Freaks (2002)
- THE worst ever film effects...EVER!!!

Friday 25 November 2011

William Donsway

Cthulhu (1984)
Cthulhu II (1987)
Iltoxis (1988)
San Diego Lane (1990)
Azure (1991)
Lord Mintbox (1995)
Poppin' Prince (1998)
Zelotes (2000)
Wuarciuta (2004)
Battle Masters (2005)
Battle Masters 2 (2007)
Swedish Councillor (2008)
Thief and the Cobbler (2010)
Battle Masters 3 (2012)

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DIRECTOR NAME: William Donsway
BIRTHDAY: Aug 12, 1948
NATIONALITY: American/Latin
No OF AWARDS: 4 Oscars, 4 Golden Globes
YEARS ACTIVE: 1969 - present

Sunday 20 November 2011

My Top 20 Best Films of the 90's

1. Titanic (1997)
2. Jurassic Park (1993)
3. The Matrix (1999)
4. Star Wars 1 (1999)
5. Edward Scissorhands (1990)
6. Godzilla (1998)
7. Last Action Hero (1993)
8. Mrs Doubtfire (1993)
9. Goodfella's (1990)
10. Hercules (1997)
11. Mars Attacks! (1996)
12. Aladdin (1992)
13. Se7en (1995)
14. Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
15. DragonHeart (1996)
16. Mighty Joe Young (1998)
17. Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves (1991)
18. The Flintstones (1994)
19. Total Recall (1990)
20. Princess Mononoke (1997)

Thursday 10 November 2011

Christopher Mesovoka

Steampunk Steve (1985)
Odysseus (1987)
Godzila in London (1988)
Marvel Gecko (1990)
Kapeilen (1993)
Justin Montpellier (1994)
Amy's Lagoon (1996)
Ghost King (1997)
Lt Blenheim & The Fireflies (1999)
Tornado Girl (2002)
Jupiter Storm (2005)
Home of the Rare Lovebirds (2006)
Galaxy Frog (2010)
Dobie (2011)
Music in the Blackwater (2012)
Land Before Time (TBA)

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DIRECTOR NAME: Christopher Mesovoka
BIRTHDAY: November 30, 1952
NATIONALITY: Lithuanian/American/Latin/Russian
No. OF AWARDS: 2 Oscars, 2 BAFTAs
YEARS ACTIVE: 1977 - Present

Sunday 16 October 2011

Top 10 Xi Game Sidekicks

10. Åhlin (Seppadari)
9. Koraho (QQQ)
8. Feagu (Dais Guardian)
7 Swigz (Quickie + Swigz)
6. Automata Zinc Egg (Rain Temple)
5. Weasel 4000 (Spacemoho)
4. Fox Alton (Mega Racoon)
3. Kris (Dragovian)
2. Mr. Seiglonger (VirusXX)
1. Balloonie (Lapheten

Top 10 Ξ 90's Sitcoms

10. Beech & Juniper (1990-1996)
9. Sold to the Gentlemen (1993-2001)
8. King David's Hall (1994-1999)
7. Color Crazy (1993-2003)
6 What you Need... (1991-1997)
5. Children with Ideas (1992-2002)
4. Ironside Maniacs (1990-1999)
3. Team Yes (1994-2003)
2. Years of Reliability (1995-2002)
1. Twinleaf Farm (1992-2003)

Tuesday 11 October 2011

My Top 10 Cartoons

10. Oban Star Racers
9. Storm Hawks
8. ReBoot
7. Denver the Last Dinosaur
6. Team Galaxy
5. Rugrats
4. Spongebob Squrepants
3. Dexter's Laboratory
2. Ren & Stimpy
1. Invader Zim